call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
“Blow minds, not dudes”
Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
*casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*
"he’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him"
most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you (via forebidden